June172013
snorl4x:

how long will it burn if it isn’t an emergency???????

ANY crayon, or just crayolas? because not all crayons are created equal

snorl4x:

how long will it burn if it isn’t an emergency???????

ANY crayon, or just crayolas? because not all crayons are created equal

(Source: poyzn, via thatferrybroad)

12AM
queen-yetta-rosenberg:

18thC, Islamic. Gold finger-ring. The hoop ornamented with quatrefoil settings, each containing a sapphire and four rubies, connected by pairs of cruciform settings containing rubies. The bezel contains a sapphire and has rubies round the sides; below these, settings which resemble petals with rubies and sapphires. Made of gold.

omg this is gorgeous

queen-yetta-rosenberg:

18thC, Islamic. Gold finger-ring. The hoop ornamented with quatrefoil settings, each containing a sapphire and four rubies, connected by pairs of cruciform settings containing rubies. The bezel contains a sapphire and has rubies round the sides; below these, settings which resemble petals with rubies and sapphires. Made of gold.

omg this is gorgeous

(via ironinomicon)

June162013

ironinomicon:

What should have happened in this scene.

…if any of my sibs ever reports somebody talkin shit 2 them abt bein adopted im lendin them this comeback

i don’t like the captitalizing every word and why is loki so… purple.

(Source: queenlaufeyson)

June152013
“Oh the things you can fill
For the folks who are ill.
With your bright shiny spatula
Oh, what a thrill.

Besmocked and bedecked out
In Pharmacist clothes
Knowing all of the things
That a Pharmacist knows.

You’re quick and efficient,
You’re sharp and inventive.
It also just happens
You’re anal retentive.

You read slips of paper
To get the specifics
From doctors who scribble out
Strange hieroglyphics.

Could it be Celebrex?
Or maybe Celexa
It might be a Z-Pack
Then it might be Zyprexa

And you bill by computer
AWP
Minus 15 percent
Plus a buck twenty-three.

You fill and you bill
And you feel so dejected
‘Cause half of your claims
Are being rejected.

So you pick up the phone
While computerized voices
Keep you waiting forever
Explaining the choices.

Press 1 for directions.
Or maybe it’s 2.
Push ‘pound’ for a message
Oh, what should you do.

Then you pour out the pills
On your pill counting tray
And you count, and you count
And you count pills all day.

You count them by fives
To the rhythm and beat
Of the songs that you learned
On Sesame Street

And the customers gripe
And complain while you’re fillin’
Could it be the whole world
Is on ‘Grouchacillin?’

My pills are too big
And my co-pay’s too high!
Take it four times a day?
I cannot comply!

Then you scarf down your
sandwich
In one single bite
Which if done in a restaurant
Would be impolite

But a Doc’s on line one
Mrs. Jones on line two
She has 500 pills
Will you cut them in two?

And the drug reps, they tap
On your counter, tap, tap.
To give you their spiel
Plus a load of free crap!

There’s pens and there’s post-its
There’s free stuff galore
But the really cool clock’s
For the doc who’s next door

Then ol’ Mrs. Snifflemore
Gives you that smile
And you know once again
That it’s almost worthwhile

So you hang up your smock
And put down your free pen.
Tomorrow you’ll do it
All over again.

Oh the things you will fill
For the folks who are ill.
With your bright shiny spatula
Oh, what a thrill!” Author unknown, Oh The Things You Can Fill (via lackiejee)

(Source: webbrx.com, via rxrated)

9PM

ironinomicon:

at one point i began to worry about whether it might be possible to overdose on raspberry lemonade

you can’t OVERDOSE but your liver doesn’t really like a lot of fructose and can call an emergency shutdown and clearout of your digestive system.

I accidentally do that to myself a LOT.

5PM

hobbitdragon:

saint-just:

happyfuckingcamper:

I require cuttlefish in my life.

these cheered me up when I was in the middle of completely breaking down tonight

i mean how can you feel sad looking at these cute little cephalopods

(Source: chained-wings, via ironinomicon)

June142013

femfirebender:

((Why doesn’t this have more notes? The looks of all the different cultures is so beautiful.

(Source: my-sweet-sansrival, via wipingawaythedebt)

7AM

hula-hope:

My grandpa has Alzheimer’s so he has no idea who my grandma is but everyday for the last three or four months he brings her in flowers from their garden and asks her to run away with him and be his wife and everyday she says she already is and everyday the smile my grandpa gets on his face is the most beautiful heartfelt thing I have ever seen.

(via thatferrybroad)

12AM
June132013

Leverage 30 Day Challenge | Day 4. Favourite Parker Moment

I LOEV THIS SCENE

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